!Thursday, May 11, 2006
GUESS WHAT I GOT FOR MY MUM FOR MOTHER'S DAY?

Is it:
a. Royce chocolates
b. Royce chocolates
c. Royce chocolates,
or d. Royce chocolates?
Please remember to shade your answers on the OAS with a 2B pencil!
Did you get it correct?
It's a, b, c, or d: ROYCE CHOCS!

This is why I say, if MGS can let me set the chemistry paper, people will not be so depressed about their marks. I can make everybody happy!
I'm a happy cow!
But anyway those royce chocs are so freaking expensive, and they actually pack it in some thermo bag with dry ice! And they have this special fork to prick the chocs when you want to eat it, it's as if your fingers too contaminated cannot touch the chocolates. But they taste SO GOOD. It's like eating a dollar coin per small 0.5 square cm piece, only tasting much much much better.
See, would you rather eat a dollar coin, or a square of royce chocolate? Royce chocolate right? Unless you are yu li. But we can't blame her. She likes weird things. So therefore, it is justified for me, you, and anybody else to buy a pack of Royce chocolates as they wish!
And don't forget what Mrs Lim said: Money cannot be eaten! Or maybe it wasn't her, just her Indian poem.
Only when the last Royce choc is gone,
Only when the last Lay's potato chip is crinkled,
Only when the last ferrero rocher is being gobbled by your brother,
Then you realise that money cannot be eaten.
It was something like that, only in much chimmified and profound words, and talking about natural resources.
"Nat, I would be your mother if you bought me Royce chocolates!"-Liz, May 11, 2006Yeah, that's how good they are.
They are so good, that me and Tricia took the bus all the way to Taka today to buy them. Aren't we such filial daughters? I tsk all the people who haven't got their mother's Mother's Day presents. Remember the devotions story about your mother giving you the wing or drumstick part of the chicken, while she eats the chicken breast? Haha I prefer the chicken breast anyway. But never mind. Tsk tsk you.
AND GUESS WHO WE SAW AT TAKA!
DAVID GAN THE HAIRSTYLIST DAVID GAN!
With like 1000000 Taka vouchers! He was standing in the queue before us! Ok I shall not try to sound like an obsessed fan. Or starstruck.
Oh someone remind me that I owe gabby grace and maisie money tomorrow. And sze too I think.
ISLAND CREAMERY APPLE PIE FLAVOUR!
OR VENEZIA HAZELNUT?
Tsk tsk. In life, there are so many difficult choices to make.
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